Once upon a time, in a far away place, commonly known as Mexico, there was a cat who had no manners. This cat was named Jimmy. As previously stated, Jimmy had no manners, so all of the other critters in Mexico all hated Jimmy because of his manner less manor. One day Jimmy decided that he wanted manners so that all the other critters would stop hating him so much, and then all would be well. So Jimmy the cat thought of the most well manured animal in all of Mexico. After years upon years of thinking, he thought of nothing. Then he remembered that Jimmy the Gopher was very well manured. So Jimmy went on his way towards Jimmy's house. Then Jimmy arrived at Jimmy's house. Jimmy's house was the biggest small house in all of Mexico. It had carpet, and more carpet. It even had an indoor pool that was outside. No one understood it and no one cared to understand it, because everyone hated Jimmy the gopher, because he was richer than all the poor people. Jimmy knew he would have to put aside his hatred for everything that was hated, and work with Jimmy to accomplish his dream of wearing fancy hats and stuff. And so Jimmy yelled out "Meow." Nothing happened. Then after a time filled with nothingness a owl swooped in and started telling Jimmy about the wondrous world of being an owl. They had a long heart filled conversation about manors and hats, fancy hats. Then Jimmy the Owl swooped away, and left to fulfill his dream of conveniently swooping in to help other distracted animals. And so Jimmy decided that he would use Jimmy's newly given advice, and test it out at Jimmy's house. So Jimmy went into Jimmy's house and turned his manors on. Jimmy noticing that Jimmy was using manors the likes of which he had never seen decided to make some sort of gopher based noise that somehow complimented Jimmy on his manors. And thats where manors come from, and why they are important.
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